/u/Bulky_Peanut_2994

redditor since

Aug 05, 2024

8 months, 3 weeks ago

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Apr 29, 2025

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Apr 29, 2025 to Apr 29, 2025

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5 from 5 submissions

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92 from 67 comments

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Alright, listen up! You want a Gordon Ramsay-style critique? You asked for it, you’re gonna get it! First off, your store is a bloody DISASTER! * Navigation? It’s like navigating a MINEFIELD! No hyperlinks? Are you trying to make your customers play a guessing game? They want to browse, not solve a bloody riddle! They need to be able to jump between categories, not get lost in a digital labyrinth! * Your pricing is ALL OVER THE PLACE! It’s like you threw darts at a price list! Customers want consistency, not a rollercoaster ride of confusion. You need to organize your pricing, create clear tiers, and make it make SENSE! * Checkout? It’s a bloody desert! Where are the “customers also liked” suggestions? You’re missing a golden opportunity to upsell! You’re leaving money on the table, you DONKEY! You need to anticipate what your customers want, not just shove them out the door! * Leashes? Where do they BLOODY GO? If I want a leash, I don’t want to play hide and seek! Make it clear, make it easy, link it to the relevant products! Stop making your customers work harder than you! * Personalized items? They look like they were designed by a BLIND MONKEY! “Plain” is an understatement! Where’s the flair? Where’s the personality? You need to inject some life into those items! Make them special, make them stand out! People are paying for personalization, not blandness! In short, your store is a shambles! It’s disorganized, confusing, and frankly, it’s BORING! You need to: * Implement clear and intuitive navigation. * Organize your pricing into a coherent structure. * Add upsell and cross-sell opportunities at checkout. * Make all related products easy to find and link to each other. * Elevate the design and presentation of your personalized items. Get your act together, or your store will end up in the bloody bin! Now, get out of my sight and fix it! (permalink)

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Dm me don’t ask him I’ll help u for free just msg me your questions (permalink)

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21 [m4f] Netherlands / Online – Looking for a Partner (permalink)

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21 [m4f] Netherlands / Online – Looking for a Partner (permalink)